Stupid Questions Asked About Lost Phones

Hello there! What have you been up to lately? The other day, I lost my phone. But don't worry, I found it 48 hours later. While my phone was missing, I got asked a lot of questions. Some were somewhat intelligent questions while the other good majority were plain old stupid. At the time they weren't very funny, but looking back at it now they are actually hilarious. 

Stupid Questions Asked About Lost Phones

The common questions:

Did you call it? No, actually I didn't because I have nothing to call it with but you gladly can.

Where did you loose it? That's a very good question. I actually have no clue where I lost it. If I knew where I lost it, I don't believe it wouldbe lost anymore.

Did you use the "Find my IPhone" app? No, I didn't. Wanna know why? I don't have an iPhone. 

The "conversational" questions:

What time is it? Time for you to get a watch because I don't have a phone to check it.

What's the date? The day for you to go get a calendar because I don't have my phone with me to check.

Can you check the weather? Nope, but you can by STEPPING OUTSIDE.

Did you get my text? No, I did not.

You suck at replying, don't you? Yup, I really do.

Can you text me that? Probably,not. 

Did your text ever get sent to me? I definitely didn't.

Can you send me a pic of that? Naaaaaah. 

You didn't send the picture? Your right, good job. I didn't send it to you.

How about I send you the pic? Sure you can, but I won't reply.

Can you call me tonight? I don't think I can.

How about I call you? I don't know..

You are not much of a cell phone person, are you? I wish I was.

The missed "invitational" questions:

I texted you last night to come to the party, how come you didn't come?  

Sorry, I lost my phone but you could have contacted me with twitter, facebook, snapchat, vine, words with friends, facetime, skype, or maybe this acient thung called a landline or SHOWN UP TO MY HOUSE. I'm usually not that busy, it's worth a try. I would've love to have came. 

You never showed up to the last minute date I planned for us that I texted you about, how come you never showed up? Sorry about the man, I didn't have my phone with me. Litterly, like I lost it. I really appreciated the gesture but next time can you wait for a reply? 

I was a wreck, why didn't you meet me with the girls? I left you a voicemail crying, I needed you.  I'm sorry about that, didnt have my phone. But if you really needed me would've you have asked the girls about me. They all knew I didn't have my phone. 

I hope you all enjoyed and got a laugh out of my little rant about all of these silly questions. If you have any stupid questions asked about your lost phone, I'd live to hear about it! 

Also all constructive critism and future suggestions for future blogs are strongly encouraged. 

Thanks for reading 😘

Xoxo

-Corella